- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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