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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Granny porn!

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

poop.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

White NBA players.

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