- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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