- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

Jebron Lames.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Women's rights.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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