- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Rebecca Black

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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