- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Baby Seal walks into a club.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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