- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

A Mormon walks into a bar

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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