Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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womens rights

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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