- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

69

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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