What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Take wrong turns

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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a chinese man pays the full price

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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