- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

A Mormon walks into a bar

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Pickles are powerful

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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