Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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