What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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