- Anti Joke

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

Robert Mugabe.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.