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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

Robert Mugabe.

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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