I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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Anti Joke

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