- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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