- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

I went to school. Then I came home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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