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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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