- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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