- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Baby Seal walks into a club.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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