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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Rebecca Black

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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