- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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