- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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