One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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An anti-joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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