- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

a black guy walks into a black bar

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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