- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Honk if you're Amish!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

whats black? the colour

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

knock knock... ...no answer

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Penis

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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