- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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