I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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Rebecca Black

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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