- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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