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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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