- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

FUCK YOU

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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