FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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A whole 'nother.

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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