What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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There once was an old man. He had worked hard his whole life to make sure his children got everything they needed, and that they were always happy. He had a beautiul life and a great big house with a marvelous view of the ocean. In time his kids moved away, and his wife died. The old man was left all by himself in the great big house, and sometimes the emptiness of the house reminded him of the emptiness of his own heart. He very seldom cried though, and kept all of his emotions inside. One day it all became to much for him and he took his own life in the silence of his great big empty house. I was that ocean.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver comes into the bar and gulps down the guys drink and the guy starts crying the lorry driver says "dont cry ill buy you another" thee guy sas "it's not that today i woke up late for work and when i got there i got fired and then when i went to go home feeling depressed my car doesnt startand so i walk home and i find my wife in bed with the gardener and so i came here to die but you drank my poison"

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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How about that airline food?

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Anti Joke

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