- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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