Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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Maths.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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