Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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