What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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FUCK YOU

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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RUN

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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How can you treble the value of any Skoda car? Ensure its paintwork, upholstary, floor, lights, wipers, steering wheel, brake, horn, CD player, radio and clutch are clean and/or sound; fill its petrol tank, oil, brake and winscreen wiper fluid reserves; fit a roof rack; include a red triangle, a fire extinguisher, a blanket and a first aid kit in the sale; take out comprehensive insurance and pay a year's road tax and MOT before selling it.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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