- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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