What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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Fat people

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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