Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

nice tits.

Penis

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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