- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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