It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Guest what in the butt

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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John lazzaro likes dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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