If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

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What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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A man died.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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