- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

united we sit, cause we're fat

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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