What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Click here for free sandwich.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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FUCK YOU

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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