- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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