Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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