- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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