Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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