::ring::ring::ring:: Hello? Is your refrigerator running? Yes, yes it does! Why? I work for a local home appliance superstore and we are having a special on repairs and maintenance. Would you like to try our home appliance maintenance offer? I'm sorry no! I do not actually have a refrigerator. I only have a cooler. Bye! ::the man shuts off his cell phone and sets it on top of his styro-foam cooler as he mumbles to himself alone while on his boat, "Darn advertisement offers!" and continues to fish in the middle of the lake::

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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this website even though its hilarious.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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