- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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