what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Praise Paisley

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

LO AND BEHOLD!

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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