- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Fat people

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

knock knock no no you go now i clean

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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