- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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