- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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