why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Fat people

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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