- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

The WPGA tour

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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