- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

9/11

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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