Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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