OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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A American seeking into mexico

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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