- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

roses are red violets are blue

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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