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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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