What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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