- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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