Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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Women's professional sports

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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your face is kinda funny

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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