- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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