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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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