A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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Sarah Palin.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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A woman is terminally ill in the hospital and her family is trying to decide what her last meal should be. Her older sister suggests tea and the idea is accepted enthusiastically. The other sister suggests making jasmin tea and the ill woman's son also suggests toast. The woman's husband looks down at the orange he had just peeled for his wife and looks up at the rest of them. moments later he shoots the three of them and then himself. All were found dead. http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2012/01/11/food-tiff-ends-in-deaths.html

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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Anti Joke

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