What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

whats 2+2 equal? 4

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Balls

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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