- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Face...tastes like chicken!

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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