- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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