Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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XD Jackass.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Anti Joke

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