There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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