What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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