There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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