I'm rick james bitch

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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kieran is a homosexual

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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School

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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Click here for free sandwich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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