Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

I was watching Fox news.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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