what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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