- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

You're so sweet I have diabetes

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