So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

this website even though its hilarious.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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