- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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