- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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