How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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