A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

The duck didn't cross the road.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

drew edminstin is a rat

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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