- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Brain fart

What happened to your hamster? It died.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

the sky is green no it is not

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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