There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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how do you win a game try your best

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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8===D

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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kieran is a homosexual

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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School

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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