The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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