- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

How do you make the general public confused? ...

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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