What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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FUCK YOU

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Pop Fiction last words. guess who edition: "Okay okay you win again Batman! Ahahaha hohohoho hehehehe! Wanna hear a new jo... Eh... what are you doing with that gun?" "Why did I not just take a step or two to the side during the five hours and over thirty episodes he kept charging that Kamehameha?" "Bah I cannot die as long as my ego is full! Are these really the ratings on my latest game? H0moerotic? Childish? A sociopath? Oh man..." Moral: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the moralmanBitch! HOAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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