- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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