- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

im gay

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

mitchell palmer sucks

The WNBA

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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