Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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mitchell palmer sucks

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The WNBA

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Yo Mama just died.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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Male leadership.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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