- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

This is a joke.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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