- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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