- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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