What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

A chicken walks into a barn.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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