Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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WOw you have no life

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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