What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Fine, ladies first.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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