- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

I walk into a bar...

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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