Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Fine, ladies first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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