Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Vagina Boob

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Depends how you look at it, I like some girl, she and that girl gets along, I get along with the two girls, and yeah, I make them fight to the death as I consume the weakest one and make the new one my wife of darkness! Well, actually, threesomes, but NEVAH, NEVAR!! *shakes fist towards the skies* with another man! Now if my waifu wants to have some fun with a girl, I say why not (and then she asks if I want to join always so far), its genetics, you know, each caveman had like 600 wivus and he did not have time to bang them all, now let those genes go trough MAN for a couple of millenia, and he becomes the KING OF DEMONS... ME! Those other scumbags are a whole other story. Oh, and the 600 wivus did either go without sexytime, or you know... I mean you do KNOW that women are like comfortable naked together and yeah...

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An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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Pickle

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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