- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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