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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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