A young baby died.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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What are annoying? Ads.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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