- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Robin get in the batmobile!

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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