- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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