- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

An epileptic man attends a rave.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Jesus Christ

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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