- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

What are annoying? Ads.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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