knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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the WNBA

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Canadians

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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