Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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miha kako si?

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The Princess is in another castle

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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