- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Vaginal secretions

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Then none of us want to be right.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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