Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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