A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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My Nan, that is all.

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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