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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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Why did the portuguese fisherman take out a $20,000 loan with a reknown loan shark at exorbitant interest rates? He needed to buy a kidney on the black market for his drug addicted daughter who had also destroyed his credit score meaning he coudln't get a loan from the usual credit facilities such as banks and credit unions.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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